Wow this poor blog, I got it all started and everything. It was created into the internet world and I left it all alone. I feel like a horrible parent. I was just recently informed of the story of my blog growing up on it's own so I'll do my best to re-tell it.
A Blog was born a couple years ago in 2009? I don't even know my own blog's birthday. Anyways I posted one comment and left the blog to face the cold cruel world of the internet all alone. It grew up fighting with other neglected blogs for food, for attention, for comments, but no one came. Starved of comments and attention A Blog relied on alcohol and drugs to get through life. Livin' the shady life, lookin at for itself and building anger towards it's creater. Me.
A couple days I was strolling through the internet when I came upon blogspot. It had been along time and I didn't know what to expect. Crazy changes? Futuristic technology? Potatoes? I had no idea and that's how I came upon my neglected little blog. I approached it slowly as it hissed and scurried into a corner. It was surrounded by beer bottles and litter. How it had fallen, from the shiny new born to the hateful creature cowering before me. "Are you A Blog?" I asked quietly. Its response was several grunts and mumbling. I don't even think the thing learned how to talk. Anyways, it most definitely was A Blog so I took it in and cleaned it up. I took away the alcohol and the drugs and replaced them with happiness and sunshine. A Blog is on a path to recovery so hopefully I won't forget it again.
-Sorry love,
Chaco
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